Wind me Up, Turn the Gears

Hello human. This is my Tumblr place. The floor here will kill you, try to avoid it. By the by, if you have any questions or words, shoot me a message......
-Avis Lorraine, Captain of the Scissor-Slingers

bestnatesmithever:

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

i know

(via hi)

lindseystriling:

Shatter Me

rrrick:

Did you ever notice how gentlemanly the Batman is? I like my superheroes culturally refined.

rrrick:

Did you ever notice how gentlemanly the Batman is? I like my superheroes culturally refined.

(via klappersacks)

"hiring entry level positions"

thefemcritique:

taggediconic:

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

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irene-addled:

I will stop when this stops being funny.

(Source: oursisthecomfort, via fem-dean-is-a-ravenclaw)

uberfaenatic:

If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.

uberfaenatic:

If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.

(Source: funkes, via fem-dean-is-a-ravenclaw)

null2501:

NCC-1701: glowing wireframe

null2501:

NCC-1701: glowing wireframe

(via bloodberryandblazers)

data2364:

here are few more pics with Brent Spiner, Marina Sirtis, Gates McFadden, Denise Crosby, Michael Dorn, Patrick Stewart and Jonathan Frakes @ Salt Lake Comic Con
http://data2364.wordpress.com/2014/04/24/bilder-von-der-salt-lake-comic-con-3/

data2364:

here are few more pics with Brent Spiner, Marina Sirtis, Gates McFadden, Denise Crosby, Michael Dorn, Patrick Stewart and Jonathan Frakes @ Salt Lake Comic Con

http://data2364.wordpress.com/2014/04/24/bilder-von-der-salt-lake-comic-con-3/

(via electricityisinmysoul90)

pastel-goth-princess:

Katy on how she decided to dye her hair ‘slime green’.

lol

(Source: iheartkatyperry, via rl-y)

kitsana-d:

wingthingaling:

The phantasmagorical and surreal animal sculptures by Canadian artist Ellen Jewett. Between dream and nightmare, some strange creations born of a symbiosis between organic and mechanical elements, a meeting between fantasy, gothic and steampunk. Some very detailed sculptures in clay on a metal frame.

Visit her website at http://www.creaturesfromel.ca/

via Ufunk.net

Waaaaaaaant!!

(via hi)

did-you-kno:

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gladolorosa:

secret-soup:

themaskedman:

YES. I’M GAME JUMPING. I’m about to go TURBO.

fucking christ look at this dude will you

omfg perfect

gladolorosa:

secret-soup:

themaskedman:

YES. I’M GAME JUMPING. I’m about to go TURBO.

fucking christ look at this dude will you

omfg perfect

(via arewethensoserious)