thegreatskelebro said: I demand to become a cosmic skeleton. To ensure my rule as the Cosmic Skeleton Lord
But, fleshless being… That’d result in a paradox…
…because cosmic entities don’t have bones!!!!
Re-watching a movie and seeing the villain before they’re revealed as the villain like
IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK
OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY
THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB
ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?
I MEAN I JUST
YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?
NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET
C A R L O
In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel
where is that picture of a cartoon cat wearing four high heels that goes around every halloween to help people with anxiety
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
WHAT THE HELL
I want this book just for the sake of sass, and for when ever anyone around me gets knocked up